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First we state that Girls require Time and Money:

Girls = Time X Money

And, as we all know, the age-old saying goes, "Time is money."

Time = Money

Therefore,

Girls = Money X Money

or,

Girls = Money²

Another fact we all know about is that, "Money is the root of all evil." Hence,

Money =

Therefore we say

Girls = ²

And those of us with at least a tenth grade grasp of math (see introduction above...) know that
the root of anything ("A", below), equals itself

=  A

Therefore we conclude that

Girls = Evil

or

Girls ARE Evil

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|1|2|3|4|5|6|...

Induction hypothesis: 

some domino (anywhere, the "k –th one /_k”) falls backward

Induction Step:

if that domino falls, the next one falls (the “k + 1 –st one /_k+1”)

Basis:

first one pushed: /₁

Conclusion:

all fall / / / / / /…

and that's it. The Domino Theory. Whoop-dee-doo...

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This theory was born at a party we attended at our friend TJ's house. Hmm...actually, come to think of it, we were at Omar's place, in the backyard of his apartment building. Most of our friends at this party were either Cuban, Puerto Rican or Dominican (we was the only crackers there...), or a mix of the three (we live in West New York, NJ; what did you expect?).

Anyhow's, we were all playing Dominos (oh, I forgot about the Ecuadorians, there were some of them there too...), and when I say 'we' I mean 'they' were playing, I was drinking. Somehow, amidst all of the Latin machismo going on,  the conversation turned to the origin of Dominos, and someone ( I think it was Bubba, a Dominican) said that Dominos were invented by Cubans (why he said Cubans and not Dominicans, he being a Dominican, is still a mystery to me). Melissa, in her infinite wisdom, was heard commenting, "If they were invented by Cubans, wouldn't they be called 'Cubanos'? 'Dominos' sounds as if they were invented by Dominicans...". Carlos (a person of Puerto Rican/Cuban descent) agreed, "Yeah, that's right! If they were invented by Cubans they would've been called 'Cubanos'!" Well, that was pretty much the end of it, the others could not dispute Melissa's uncontestable testimony. And that's the theory behind Dominos.

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