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How To Make A Toga
Vestis virum facit
(Translation: Clothes make the man)

Ok...I get a LOT of requests on how to make a toga (why the hell I'm an expert, I'll never know...but I do make a damn good toga...), so here you are. I found these instructions on the internet over a year ago along with other information on toga history, but don't ask me where, cause I don't know (if the guy who made the instructions sees this, please don't sue me, I'd give you credit, I just don't know who the hell you are...). Do a search for yourself. Joe apparently found the same page, 'cause the instructions are similar (or maybe they found his page). Anyway, here is the Conte Cult edited version (everywhere you see an "I" it's me talkin'...):

 How To Make A Toga 

1. Don't use a sheet.*
2. Don't use a sheet.*

*SHEETS ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE! (Well, at least the ones I buy are...) Go to a cloth store (like Rag Shop) and buy something good.  I went with five other guys and we bought all different types of materials, of all different colors. I think I spent around $50.00 (that's with my laurel, toy arm band and materials...), but I don't know what type of material I bought, some type or variation of satin. I bought white, blue and purple (see below for what the colors and combos mean...). 

3. Buy several yards, like three or four. It takes about three feet to go around your waist, and you need to wrap it at least 1.5 times around your waist before you throw the remainder over your shoulder (either shoulder). Then bring the fabric back to the waist, and tie it up or wrap it some more or whatever. Women will (possibly) want to tie the fabric carefully to preserve modesty (or not) around the bust region. Make sure you get enough, but don't go nuts. As far as cutting everything up, I winged it. It takes a little creative talent but isn't too hard...

Or for you picture minded people see below...

1. Drape the left- hand end over the left shoulder 2. Fold the right hand end over in the middle, gather it into a roll and throw it over the left shoulder. 3. The rest of the right- hand piece is folded and thrown over  the left shoulder. 4. A part of the left- land piece is pulled up and tucked into the belt.

 

 Color 

Gradually, colors began to distinguish class and professions:

Philosophers wore blue.

Black was worn by Theologians

Green was worn by practitioners of the  Medical Arts.

Soothsayers wore an unornamented white toga.

Peasants were allowed only one sober (not drunk) color.

Officers were allowed garments of two colors.

Clan Commanders could wear three colors (that's me, the Clan Commander, white, purple and blue). 

Members of the Imperial Household wore as many as seven colors.

 ACCESSORIZE! ACCESSORIZE! ACCESSORIZE! 

This is what really can make the toga. Guys, find some swords, fake preferably at the toy store (Then you can take the plastic sword and actually hit people over the head with it and not kill anyone...).  Lots of gold chains, amulets, jewelry, etc., you get the idea.

For the head, you can take a wire coat hanger and shape it into a circle that will fit your head. Then get plastic (or real) leaves and wrap it around the wire hanger, and then put it on your head. I think it's called a laurel, or something like that. Looks cool. (when we were shopping at Rag Shop we found a section in the store where they had fake plants and stuff like that. There we found these rolled up "vines", about three feet long. They had thin, pliable wire inside and were absolutely perfect after we cut them to the size of our bulbous heads!)

And that's it! I don't have any pix of my toga, but I'll take some this year at the big one, Toga XII...


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