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A lady in DALLAS calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rape me!"
The police officer says, "I'm sorry, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
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Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: If bail money counts against the Salary Cap?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle!!!
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Q: If there are four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police!!!
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Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
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Doctors say, because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape a teammate having sex.
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I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
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The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
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In preseason last year,
the Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System": Yes, your
Honor and No, your Honor.
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The Cowboys had an 11 and 5 season last
year: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.
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The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they
hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran.
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring
training every year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
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Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining. |
