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I think Barry Manilow is one cool
motherfucker.
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No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
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I think hairy butts are really sexy.
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Her tits are just too big.
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Sometimes I just want to be held.
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That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
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Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
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We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
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Fuck "Monday Night Football," let's watch Melrose Place.
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I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.
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It's late, put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
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Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
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What happened to my old Nancy Drew books?
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Do these jeans come in lavender?
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I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you, you go on ahead.
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This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it.
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Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder.
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My butt's too big, don't lie, it's true. I know my butt's too big.
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It's okay, I'll sleep in the wet spot.
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I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
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I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon
twist.
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Your mother's coming to stay with us again? Great!
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I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
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No way, you weeded the garden last week, it's my turn.
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Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.
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I understand.
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This movie has too much nudity.
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Damn, we're late for church.
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No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.
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Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
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Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really fat chicks.
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Put some panties on, for Christ's sake! |
