Melissa's
27th Birthday
November 26th, 2000 (geez,
she's gettin' old...) |
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 Here's
the birthday girl Melissa, spending her special day with her two bestest
friends Stephanie (center) and Jenny Jen Jen-jen (right). We went to Tequila
Joe's in Newark, a fun place but a shithole nonetheless. |
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 Jackie
(left) and Jen. Jackie only comes out with us when Metro Lounge is closed
for renovations or if we kidnap her. I personally hate Metro Lounge. Now,
I don't want to go off on a rant here, but not only do they rape you at
the door (I've paid $10, $15 and up to $20 to get in that friggin place),
but they make you wait outside when the place isn't filled up yet (yes, I
know, it's an anticipation thing and a marketing thing where they
make you think the place is soooo popular that they can't let you in yet
cause it's sooo crowded), and then, when the place does fill up, they
don't stop letting people in! The place is an f-in' fire hazard! The
bartenders suck and are slow. Sorry, I got off on a rant.
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 Here's
Susan (the half-jew, of Susan and Alex fame, on the left) with Hiro's
girlfriend (I think?) and the birthday girl in the center.
Pay
attention to Melissa's expressions. They are about to change... |
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 And
this is why her expressions are about to change. See that drink in her
hand? It's a Long Island Iced Tea. It was introduced to us by Stephanie,
who discovered it's extremely effective intoxicating powers one night when
she went to NYC and ended up in Coney Island (ask her about it when you
see her).
Jenny Jen has got the biggest
smiles around...
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 Patrick
(me on the left), Melissa, and Alex (the actor, the other half of
"Susan and Alex" fame).
Keep
drinking Lis, keep drinking...
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 Jackie
and Jen bustin' a move...
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 Steph
and Hiro (I think that's how you spell his name...?), who is lookin'
pretty toasted right now. Oh, Steph's getting there too. Stay tuned...
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 Jen
(Miss Smiley-face), the b-day girl (uh-oh, getting a little lazy eyed...)
and the side of my face.
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 Susie
again, who also got pretty tuned up later. White girls dance so much
better after they get drunk.
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 Yep,
Steph is getting drunk. Her eyes are getting glassy and she's talking to
ugly guys.
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 Jen,
Lis, and Jackie, pounding Cosmopolitans...Lis looks like she'll be
pounding the pavement soon.
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 Aww,
what a cute picture of Steph and Jen. Stephie's looking buzzed. Jen, you
just don't drink enough.
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 Susan
and Alex, finally together. And finally, they came out. Friggin hermits... |
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 All
the ladies, Jackie, Steph, Jen and Lis. Nice face Lis.
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 Steph
and Jackie...
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 Lis,
Patrick and Steph. Uh-oh, could Steph be losing the battle?
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 Let
me take advantage of the situation...
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 Lis
(using all she can muster to force a smile), Jay (Jackie's man-o-the-month),
and Steph who's sprung back to life.
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 Hey
Lis, feeling good? She looks like Dopey of the Seven Dwarfs...
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 Wow,
I think they're about even. Go visit http://wastedchicks.com/
; I put his pic up there so you could all go and vote how drunk you think
they are here. I happen to know that in this pic they are peaking and about
to pass out...
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 Now
this picture is a masterpiece. I could win awards with this one. It
says it all. It delves into the hopelessness that is humanity and at the
same time makes light of the subject, making it seem unimportant. I don't
know what the hell I'm saying. I just thought that might be the response of
some art freak commenting on my picture. I don't care, I'm submitting it to
some contest. Happy Birthday Lissa!
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