Melissa's
19th Birthday
November 28th, 1992 (geez,
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 Here's
the birthday girl Melissa, surprised, because that's the way I planned
it...
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 Richie
"the spoon", greeting and wishing Melissa a happy birthday,
while Andy skulks in the background...
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 A
quick peek at the birthday buffet...
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 Doreen,
Melissa's friend from God-knows-where (I think she knows her from softball
or something...), gettin' toasted...
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 Johnny-O
taking advantage of the drunken Doreen...
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 Danny,
taking advantage of another drunken chick, Jeanette a.k.a. "the
bat" (something to do with the hair)...
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 ...Danny,
yet again taking advantage of another drunken chick, Mary, whose penchant
for Bartyle and James leaves her defenseless (is it me or do we have all
the poster girls for Jersey girl hair jokes at this party?)...
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 Ok,
at least Monica's (right) hair is a little flat...then again, ANYONE'S
hair would look flat next to Doreen's...
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 Rich
and Andy...F*ck you too!!! ...pricks...
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 A
closeup of the birthday cake before it gets torn to shreds...
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 Lis,
with her pink, suede skirt on, blowing out the candles...it was a lot easier back then, wasn't it
dear...? Don't let the flame ignite your hairspray...there would be a
fireball in the dining room...especially with all the other hairspray
around you...actually, the entire house would probably explode with the
chicks at this party...
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 The
customary cutting of the cake by the birthday girl...
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 Mary
and Melissa, caught in a death grip of entangled hair and bonded hairspray...we
actually had to call the fire department to disengage them...
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 Melissa,
looking "vulnerable" being attacked by the missing link...
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 Hmmm...I'm
starting to think that they got the idea for the hair scene in
"Something About Mary" from Mary...
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 A
Mouse on a Cutlet...
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 Uh-oh...Jay's
pissed..."That's MY cutlet..." he says...
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 Leave
'dem drunk white women alone....besides, you're married...
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 Melissa,
showing her appreciation for her surprise birthday party...Ohhh, nooo...I
wasn't ready for a picture...let me get my,
"ok-now-you-can-take-my-picture" face on...
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 Ok,
NOW you can take the pic...
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