Las
Vegas,
NV
May
5-8,
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 05/05/07
Saturday
Ok...let's do this again...
The Hard
Rock Hotel & Casino...is there anything we can say about
that place that one doesn't already know?!? Melissa and I take a trip to Las
Vegas at LEAST once a year, to celebrate our Bachelor/Bachelorette
party of 2002 (amongst other 'reasons' lol).
Here's Melissa with the
'Derby Girls', a bunch of 'models' dressed in Jockey gear promoting the
Kentucky Derby, which was held on that day, Saturday, May 5, 2007.
We ran into them on our
way from the pool to lunch at the Pink Taco.
They had exquisite
asses, by the way...
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http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_album.php?id=4702&page=1
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 Here's
Patrick enjoying both a Corona Light (it IS Cinco De Mayo after all),
and the company of Stephanie, a simply delicious Pick Taco employee.
We had some
half-priced appetizers, and half-priced drinks, reduced in honor of
Cinco De Mayo. Too bad we'll probably never go to Vegas at that time of
the year again (see below...).
Both the beer and
Stephanie were fucking awesome...
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 As
you can see here, Lis was completely unconcerned with Stephanie's
obvious advances towards Patrick, as she was completely engulfed in
devouring her Margaritas and tortilla chips...
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 After
lunch we decided to put a lil' money down on the derby (no,
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 Animals!
Sucking down $13 Tiki Men drinks already...it's ONLY 10:07 AM for cryin'
out loud!
This
is gonna be a LONG (and expensive) 6 days... |
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 Melissa
and Stephanie, deep in toe talk......
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 Raquel,
on her 5th Tiki Man drink already...and it's only 10:10 AM!!!
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 Ahh,
a group shot...see? The pervs aren't all about taking pictures of tits
and snatches and ass...
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 Whoops...spoke
too soon...back
to the tit shots...
Pervert
Cam quote by 'mmm':
nice (wow, THAT one took a lot of
thought...no shit, Sherlock...) |
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 Jeff,
Raquel, Lissa and Patrick, poolside...
Pervert
Cam quote by (unsigned):
Do you think my cleavage is nice??
(Yes, Raquel...we ALL think your cleavage is nice...even the pervs
behind the webcams...awesome, actually...so don't even THINK about
implants...) so...what
do you think about my ASS?!? |
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 Another
group shot (left to right)...Jeff (far left), Patrick (with the stubborn
love handles), Raquel (with the spectacular boobs), Melissa's legs,
Stephanie and Lisa...
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 Lisa,
de-pants-ing herself...
Pervert
cam quote by (unsigned by some illiterate in the Midwest probably):
Strech baby, streach! (I think he
mighta meant to say 'stretch', but who knows with these illiterate mid-westerns...) |
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 10:44
in the AM...
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 Melissa
and Stephanie, discussing quantum physics as they are apt to do from
time to time...
I
tell ya, if not for this Pervert/Pool Cam we probably wouldn't have any
pictures up here... |
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 Oh,
look! We WOULD have some pictures up here without the damn pool cam...I
busted out the friggin' camera finally! And what a great first picture
of two of the hottest chicks in Vegas (well, for THAT week, anyway...)
Melissa
and Raquel, standing in the taxi line outside the Hard Rock... |
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 Jeff,
Melissa and Raquel...we're on our way to The
Palms in STYLE...no taxis for us, LIMOS is how we ride...
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 Finally...we
get past the ridiculous line and up to the 55th floor of the Palms to GhostBar,
where within seconds, the lushes accompanying Jeff and I have drinks in
their hands...
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 Isn't
it amazing how after you meet a
person, and during the course of a few days you have drinks with them, a
few in-depth conversations about politics, and generally get to know
them that you STILL can't remember their real fucking name?!? Case in
point, here we have (l to r) "Cock", Raquel (and her boobs),
Melissa and Jeff...
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 Another
example of the name-game: Jeff here sharing a drink with Raquel's
'cousin' (what's his name you ask? I have no fucking idea...)
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 Raquel,
Melissa and Jeff, who's apparently had nothing to eat all day and has
his eyes on Melissa's glass...
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 Raquel
with Raquel's 'cousin' (what's his name you ask again? Again, I have no
fucking idea...)
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 Hmmm...I
dunno who's more drunk at this point: shit-eating-grin Jeff or
smushed-lookin' Melissa...and it's only 11:15 PM...
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 Here's
the newly engaged, happy couple...
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 ...and
here's the going-on-3-years happily married couple...
How red is Patrick's
nose...?
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 ...and
the going-on-3-years happily married couple with their new friend,
"I don't do threesomes" Shannon...
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 A
shot of the view from the patio...I know it's blurred, I didn't know how
to handle these kinds of shots until Monday night...
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 Here
we are looking like a bunch of stupid tourists standing on that stupid
see-thru acrylic floor looking down at a very long fall...
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Geez, that girl has a long tongue...woulda came in handy...
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 Stephanie
and her new friend John Cho, of American
Pie 'MILF' fame, also known for his lead role of Harold in Harold
& Kumar Go to White Castle...a great guy who didn't complain
about anyone wanting to take a picture with him, but when he was talking
with Melissa and learned she was married, he took off like a rat out of
an aqueduct; that shows good morals...
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 Boy,
this girl Shannon is a firecracker...too much for Lisa apparently,
judging from the look on her face...
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 Isn't
this nice? Jersey girls and D.C. girls having a drink together...
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 Ok,
we've known each other for about 10 minutes now and seen each other's
tongues numerous times...I think that's long enough, let's tongue
wrestle...
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 Awww,
Shannon's poor hetero friend is sad because she's the only girl not
tonguing (is that how you spell it?) down other girls...
Her attitude isn't
slowing Shannon down, as you can see...
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 Melissa,
Jen and Chrissy, who looks like she hasn't had a drink in 6
months...
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 Patrick,
Jen and Lis...
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 "Who
turned the lights on?!?"
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 Jen
and Lis...
We TRIED to get the
Vegas 'skyline' in the background...all we got was the bar and a light
or two...
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 Patrick
and the Jersey girls, Melissa (l to r), Jen and Chrissy...
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 Lisa
(l to r), Jen and Lissa...
Yes, Melissa is having
a good time...
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 A
'lil three-way kiss between (l to r) Patrick, Chrissy and Lisa...
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 Jen
(l to r), Lisa, Lissa and Chrissy...
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 I'm
not even gonna say anything about this picture. They asked me to take
it, so I took it...retards. Oh wait, notice the cigarette...would ya get
with the program and quit smokin' already?!?
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 05/06/07
Sunday
Melissa, Chrissy and Jen, havin' a
drink at Body
English, the relatively new club (formerly Baby's) at the Hard
Rock...we were gonna go to Rain
for the evening, but since Jen and Chrissy made the trip over from The
Palms to meet us, we figured, "What the heck", might as well
stay and check out the new place...if it sucked we could always just
jump in a cab and proceed with our original plan...
No
pool pictures today (if ya didn't figure it out already on your
own)...the pervs musta been checkin' out a new porn site or
something...either that or the girls must have looked particularly fat
and ugly on Saturday... |
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 Raquel
and Lissa getting their drink on already...
Loving that
"free" feeling, huh Quel...? |
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 Photo-op
with my wife while I'm still relatively not-smashed looking...
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 Nothing
particularly interesting about this picture, I just thought the chick
with the white skirt was hot...
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 The
light/fog-show...
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 A
random shot of the crowd, including the VIP area where Melissa would try
and make out with Eliza Dushku later on that night...and be DENIED!
Ask Melissa about it,
it's too long of a story for me to type and I've typed enough already... |
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 During
the evening Melissa had the opportunity to meet one of her favorite TV
stars, Deputy "Jonesy" Jones (Cedric Yarbrough) of Reno
911! fame...
Jonesy!
We thought you hated white girls...?!? |
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 Melissa
(l to r), Jen and her new 'friend', and Chrissy's 'friends'...
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 Melissa
and Jen discussing new dance moves..."This is called the 'Funky
Chicken'..."
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 Raquel,
checking out the crowd, and Jeff, looking like a deer in the
headlights...
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 Whoa!
Talk about new dance moves...
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 Lis
and Raquel, taking a break from their dance fervor...
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 Take
a break girls, and let the PROS show you how it's done...hey, is that a
snizzatch I see?!?
That
chick on the bottom right is sooooo friggin' hot...when SHE was on the
bar dancing I didn't get any pics...I was in a Goddamn trance watching
her...she's on the Body
English website, as part of the site, so she must be special...what
am I saying...she IS friggin' special...see now, if Pat O'Brien was
leaving a message on THIS girl's voicemail,
then I TOTALLY understand... |
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 Back
at the Hard Rock Circle Bar at around 4:15 AM and we run into a
bachelorette party wearing surgical gloves...and what do you do when you
run into such a group...?
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 Get
a rectal exam of course!
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 05/07/07 Sunday
10:50 AM
Breakfast time at Mr. Lucky's 24/7...
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 We
travel 2530.7 miles in an attempt to escape the hustle and bustle of
everyday life, to party hard and then relax poolside AFTER a night of
partying hard, and what do we run into? A bunch of boisterous,
obnoxious, FTL-poolside-wearing Staten Islander's...I mean, it was like
there was a guy standing on Arthur Kill Road handing out free airline
tickets to Vegas...what, the two SI'ers we brought with us weren't enough...?!?
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 Early
afternoon, hangin' in the center pool...taken by: jb, FL...
Hmmm...where
the fuck am I?!? Playin' BlackJack probably...and losing probably... |
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 A
meeting of the minds...another fine shot taken by: jb, FL...
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 Pervert
cam quote by The Snoop, Scottsdale, AZ:
please Master, I promise to be a good girl
Hmmm...I
didn't know Steph was a sub...always thought of her as more of the domme... |
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 A
little later on in the day, hangin' with some of NY's finest...
Drinkin' water
Raquel? What, no more Tiki man drinks? I TOLD ya six days was too damn
long...and this is only day FOUR!!! |
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 Steph
and Lis, comparing bathing suits...
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 Lis
and Lisa, out at RumJungle, because the Goddamn House
of Blues was frikkin' closed for some reason unbeknownst to us...
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 Steph
and her new friend from STATEN ISLAND...he was there with Raquel's
"Cousin"'s gang...
Unbelievable, I tell
ya, the number of friggin' SIers there... |
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 Melissa
and Stephanie...awww, look...they're in love...
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 Everytime
we go somewhere with Stephanie, she makes me take a picture of her by
herself, doin' some kind of sexy pose...I dunno why...you gotta ask
her...
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 ...and
then she's gotta take a sexy picture with Melissa, and Melissa always
looks geeky in it, either because of a cheezed up smile, or because of
her giraffe neck...
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 Melissa,
chillin' listenin' to tunes...
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 Melissa
and Patrick, making a rare cameo together...
Anyways, after
hanging out at RumJungle for about an hour or so, we made our way over
to The Hotel
at Mandalay Bay to meet with Jen and Chrissy, and to check out Mix,
one of the many new hotspots in Vegas...unfortunately we arrived late
(midnight?!?), and they weren't allowing anyone else up to the
lounge...so we just waited downstairs for the girls...when they got
downstairs, we shot over to the Bellagio
to hit Light...Light
was jumpin' and it was fun watching Lisa try to bum cigarettes off of
people in VIP areas that paid thousands of dollars to be away from the
regular crowd...lol Stephanie
chatted with the DJ and learned that he lived right around the block
from where she works and knows all the same people she does... After
light, played some blackjack at Bellagio with the girls, and after
Chrissy lost some scratch, we left off to our respective hotels for the
remainder of the evening... |
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 05/08/07 Monday
Just after noon poolside, Lisa and
Raquel cooling off their tootsies...
This Pervert cam
picture is courtesy of scooter...
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 Raquel
and Lisa, discussing Staten Island politics, at around 1pm...
Photo courtesy of
SEA... |
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 Almost
2pm now, time for lunch...
Another
quality Peeping Tom shot by Peeping SEA... |
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 A
little after 2:00 and we find Melissa and Jen relaxin' poolside...
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 Time
for a water break...
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 Pervert
Cam picture taken at 2:30 by i spy, tx:
let's give'em a show they'll never forget!.. ha ha ha
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 A
quarter to 3 in the afternoon...
Raquel catching some
last sun...
Thanx for the webcam
shot pony... |
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 Ok,
here's a true Pervert cam quote by mR:
Love those black triangles!!!
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 Now,
THIS is a GREAT quote: Still showing some of that Christmas ham honey -- shed it off babe!
LOL...unfortunately for the author,
it was unsigned...can't give ya props if ya don't sign it...:(
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 "Oye,
we gotta do this whole 'party-all-night' thing all over AGAIN
TONIGHT?!?" Yes Lis, just one more time before we head home...
Webcam shot by kd...
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 Most
of the gang dipping their tootsies in the pool next to the bar...
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 Foundation
Room, on the top of Mandalay Bay...
Now THIS is how you end
a Vegas weekend...out on the patio, chillin' with a couple of martinis,
overlooking the town... |
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 Check
the pop-up timers on these turkeys, I think they're DONE! lol
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 Patrick
and Steph, enjoying a drink together...
Steph
lookin' like she's feelin' gooooood... |
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 Steph,
Lis and Jen...
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 Steph
and Lis...
(as
if you can't tell, I'm running out of witty commentary...I need some
content to work with, for cryin' out loud!) |
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 Ahhhh,
some content...
Jen, with her makeover
face on, and Lissa...
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 Boy
Jen, that's some makeover ya got there...I like it though, it's
different, bold...now why don't you go back to your home on WHORE
ISLAND!
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 And
Chrissy in da house with HER makeover face on...
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 One
last midnight (more like 4 am) snack at Mr. Lucky's 24/7...
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 05/08/07
Tuesday
WHO is THIS girl?!? We met her by
the hot tub where she was talking about sex and drugs...her name is
Rebecca and she's from Wisconsin, now living in Vegas...BUT...I gather
she is some sort of 'celebrity' (and I use that term loosely), and I say
that because I saw her earlier signing a photograph for a Hard Rock
employee...none of us could figure out who the hell she was...oh well,
probably just another pornstar...
One
last pic/quote from the weekend Pervert cam:
Then you grab the fish in your teeth and shake it like this. Survival of the fittest, baby! |
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 Lis
and Raquel posing for one last pic...
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 Lis
and Chris catching some last Vegas rays before our plane ride home...
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 Here
ya are Lisa, your girl Madonna...
See ya in a few
months...boo hoo hoo ;) |
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