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Vacation - New Smyrna Beach, FL (near Daytona)
August 5th-12th, 2000 


Melissa, waving to the camera, poolside at the Island Beach Resort in New Smyrna Beach, Florida. We were there for a week (August5th-12th), staying at Mom's time-share. The place was ok, but we loved the area and will definitely be going back.

Here I am poolside, drinking some crazy liquor concoction we made, with Absolut Citron and Hi-C, I think. Funky stuff...


Hi Mom! She's gonna freak for me putting this one up, but it's the only pic I had. I think I might have another pic from that week around somewhere, but for now this will have to do...


Mom made me take a picture of these stupid pelicans. They would fly in a three man wing formation and go back and forth over the hotel all day. You can barely see them. I told her you wouldn't be able to...


Every day after we got tuned up, we'd go down to the water and try to drown ourselves. Here's Lis about to get punded by a wave. Not a very good acting job if you ask me...


Now THAT'S a good acting job! I should get an Oscar for that expression...


Here's some couple playing on the beach...


We took down our beautiful Kawasaki 1100 STX JetSki waverunner with us. We tried to use it almost every day and pretty much did. Here's Melissa posing with it...


My turn to pose...


Here we go, on our way to find the elusive inlet to get out into the ocean. We had to ride the waverunner at about 5mph cause of the no wake zones. It took about 20 minutes to get to the inlet every day. There are Manatees in the water supposedly everywhere, hence the wake zones. All we saw were hundreds of dolphins and pelicans...


Yes, dolphins were everywhere. In front of us, behind us and to either side; always within feet of the waverunner. They ain't scared of nothing.


Along the way, we stopped on this cute little deserted island and took a few pics...this is when we got some Sunblock lotion on the lens. From here on in most of the pics were blurry...


Yep, blurry and Melissa likes to take pictures from really far away. I guess it's more challenging for her this way; Lord knows it is for me when it comes time to edit the pictures...


Along the way we took this picture of these two pelicans chillin' under the bridge...


Look, more pelicans!


And more pelicans...


and more pelicans...


and more friggn' pelicans. Someone please hand me a shotgun. They got more pelicans than West New York has Mexicans...


We finally made it to the inlet, where we passed the Florida Coast Guard coming back from yet another "Elian Patrol" as they like to call it...


One of the cool things about the inlet is that there is a beach there where you can beach your waverunner to rest and picnic (amongst other things...)


More blurry posing...


Now, another good thing about the inlet...


...are the waves when the tide is coming in! It was really cool; you can ride the waves like a surfer does. It was pretty tricky going back out though, through the waves as they were coming in...


Yes, I let Melissa drive once in a while...


Me again...


More dolphins...


A pic of a docked Casino Boat we passed...


And for some retarded reason Lis felt she HAD to take a picture of this stupid bird. "What bird?" do you ask? That's what I asked...


THIS bird! Only after an extreme closeup did I find it...


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