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Here's our Guestbook where anyone can come post their thoughts. We do not believe in censorship of any sort, so please feel free to leave your comments in this public Guestbook so we can post your thoughts for all the world to see...or at least a few idiots in Garfield will...

Please go and sign the Guestbook when you get a chance...and only click the 'Submit Comments' button once...peabrains...



Signed: Kiwifrank
Email: mrmrssin@savageplayground.com
Remote Name: 210.86.34.175
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050915 Firefox/1.0.7
Date: Saturday January 21, 2006
Time: 17:40

Comments

Very, very, very YUMMO pics!!! You folks would fit in perfectly in our site, www.savageplayground.com...!


Signed:
Email: ming_the_merciless@tempemail.net
Remote Name: 62.252.96.12
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Date: Tuesday November 15, 2005
Time: 00:36

Comments

awesome site, keep up the good work, google is my best friend for finding this fantastic site.


Signed: burnouts22
Email: 213213
Remote Name: 207.213.243.9
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Date: Wednesday March 02, 2005
Time: 10:02

Comments


Signed: ANAHID DIBA
Email: ANAHIDDIBA_RICKYMARTIN2000@YAHOO.COM
Remote Name: 195.219.178.9
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Wednesday February 16, 2005
Time: 06:58

Comments

I LOVE YOU RICKY MARTIN


Signed: Duane
Email: duanewolski@wowway.com
Remote Name: 63.148.53.83
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)
Date: Friday January 28, 2005
Time: 10:02

Comments

Hello from Michigan, I stumbled across your site; My kinda cult. You seem like a great guy to swap stories with over a Corona. And Melissa is a doll, you're lucky. I enjoyed the banter and pictures. Keep updating. I'll visit again. Regards, Duane


Signed: Vince
Email: vpsia@direcway.com
Remote Name: 66.82.9.47
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win 9x 4.90; en-US; rv:1.7.5) Gecko/20041107 Firefox/1.0
Date: Monday November 22, 2004
Time: 02:07

Comments

Hey Patrick, i made a donation a few weeks ago to the contecult survival fund...how bout a key to the vault?


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 205.188.116.135
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Tuesday August 31, 2004
Time: 17:12

Comments

Hay ass h*** update !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Signed: your all star saftey!
Email: mddam@hotmail.com
Remote Name: 209.178.198.162
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Date: Thursday April 29, 2004
Time: 09:40

Comments

you need to update the pics and how come there is no photos of your all-star safety on this site????


Signed: obino
Email: obino@mugu.com
Remote Name: 80.248.64.50
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Thursday April 22, 2004
Time: 06:43

Comments

keep off my good site in lome togo ok ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Officer Ray says: What the ever-lovin' FUCK are you talking about?!? Hey Matt, keep your buddies off my site, ok?


Signed: phil & marisa
Email: pkoooz@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.252.163
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Date: Friday April 09, 2004
Time: 22:46

Comments

having friends as lovers, thats the way we should all live our lives.remember you guys from N Y eve 01 see you at togas again

Officer Ray says: Hmmm...well, we sure as shit don't remember you...and they are not "lovers"...they are sexual playthings, to be used as toys and cast aside as easily as they were picked up...


Signed: Stan
Email: justustwo4u@yahoo.com
Remote Name: 66.36.26.212
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
Date: Tuesday February 24, 2004
Time: 14:07

Comments

Now that your back from Hedo, We expect new pic updates....Did that sound demanding enough? I'm working on the attitude...

Officer Ray says: Ok, now FUCK OFF!!!

Did THAT sound demanding enough? I don't need any work on MY attitude...


Signed: michael
Email: smoov67@aol.com
Remote Name: 205.188.209.8
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Date: Monday February 16, 2004
Time: 00:38

Comments

Watched the website grow over the years and I would like to thank you for all the pictures and party information. As an Armed Forces member I salute you and what you have already accomplished. Thanks

Officer Ray says: No sir, let me be the one to salute YOU...without you, I would not have the freedom to create such a site...so God bless you, and may God continue to bless America...now be a good soldier get a message to your Commander-in-Chief to call off the fuckin' FCC dogs, before they start putting their noses into the Internet like they have been in radio recently...


Signed: RICO
Email:
Remote Name: 67.84.224.149
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Tuesday January 27, 2004
Time: 19:33

Comments

I think your website is off the hook. I love your wife too. Great pics, hopefully you'll update the website soon. I'm also from WNY.

Officer Ray says: Oh geez...what is this? A fuckin' Memorial reunion?!? Rico Suavé went to Memorial?!? Yeah, hopefully I'll not have to answer stoopid guestbook entries and be able to update the site...


Signed: Serge Magnarok
Email: speednigga@aol.com
Remote Name: 205.188.209.8
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Wednesday December 31, 2003
Time: 09:41

Comments

Hey, I see you two around town all the time. I got a couple of Bi females I feed to Lisa in exchange for web developement favors. Let me tell you, I've ammassed quite a group of horny twenty something little groupies, let me know if you're interested. Oh, and by the way, I love tits, all those titty pictures are like out of this world. Keep up the good tits!

Officer Ray says: First of all, it's LiSSa...TWO S's...as in Melissa...secondly...where 'dem HOs BE AT?!? If ya brought the hos over, we could take titty pics all night...


Signed: Da Jersey Jew
Email:
Remote Name: 67.83.107.41
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Saturday December 06, 2003
Time: 13:36

Comments

Your site still sucks! Skanks,ho's and fags, oh my! Skins suck,knicks suck, everybody sucks. Especially your "wifey" Nudge,nudge, know what i mean? Say no more.

Officer Ray says: Sheesh...more witty banter from the fuckin' peanut gallery...


Signed: jose alvarez
Email: jra9093@aol.com
Remote Name: 64.12.96.105
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Friday December 05, 2003
Time: 14:08

Comments

hello guys where's all the sexy pics of Melissa! u want a buck or two and there's no pics of my girl, pat u cheap jealous fuck! bye love u Melissa

Officer Ray says: Find 'em yourself, you old, dirty bastard! They're there...but I make it a habit of giving only "generous" surfers the key to the Adult Vault...


Signed: J R
Email:
Remote Name: 67.84.206.89
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Date: Tuesday November 25, 2003
Time: 00:35

Comments

Tell Melissa I'll bring her some sweet juicy peaches for her birthday...Tell the old man to make sure he fuckin retires this time...

Officer Ray says: Ya wanna hear how retarded I am? It took me like two weeks to figure out who the hell you were. But, when I did, I realized that YOU were the retard...it was NECTARINES you schmuck...and he's fuckin' retired this time...


Signed: FRANK
Email: FWW548619@AOL .COM
Remote Name: 152.163.252.163
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows 98; AT&T CSM 6)
Date: Friday November 21, 2003
Time: 22:08

Comments

HEY GREAT SITE ANY OTHERS PICS OF ANNA WITH THE BIG TITS OR THAT DAISY CHICK THANX

Officer Ray says: Of COURSE I have other pics of them...and I'll put 'em up when I damn well please... ;)


Signed: Buttercuo
Email: buttercup_rattlesnake@yahoo.com
Remote Name: 68.89.197.79
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; yie6_SBC; yplus 4.1.00b)
Date: Thursday November 20, 2003
Time: 17:49

Comments

What does FROMP mean?

Officer Ray says: What the fruck are you talkin' aboot...?


Signed: Bubbles
Email: dentaldiscounts@hotmail.com
Remote Name: 67.25.201.76
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; MSN 8.0; MSN 8.5; MSNbBBYZ; MSNmen-us; MSNcIA)
Date: Friday November 14, 2003
Time: 00:53

Comments

Hilarious!

Officer Ray says: Thanks! Now what exactly do you discount dentally...???


Signed: buttercup
Email: buttercup_rattlesnake@yahoo.com
Remote Name: 68.89.197.133
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; yie6_SBC; yplus 4.1.00b)
Date: Friday November 14, 2003
Time: 00:43

Comments

hey shizz right on dude

Officer Ray says: (in my best stoner voice) Thanks duuuude...buttercup?!?


Signed: Guess WHO ?
Email: Very good !
Remote Name: 152.163.252.68
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Date: Saturday November 08, 2003
Time: 13:19

Comments

To think it's about to be 2004 ! And...You dont even have any pics from 2003 ? Get off your lazy ass and update, or stopping braggin about the friggin OUTDATED site....

Officer Ray says: I'm putting updates up TODAY!


Signed: MATTHEW
Email: JerzeeFlava@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.252.163
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Date: Saturday November 08, 2003
Time: 13:12

Comments

Gee, Its been about 3 months since you've updated the site...HHMM, about the same amount of time since the sucky REDSKINS have WON A GAME !!! AHAHAH UM, Guess who has a couple of "NEWBIES" for us ?!?!?

Officer Ray says: Oh, blow me...errrr, ummm...or let's have them newbies blow me instead! ;)


Signed: Janet
Email: kanny0418@aol.com
Remote Name: 24.228.83.33
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; {Cablevision Systems Corporation}; Hotbar 2.0; Hotbar 3.0; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Date: Monday October 27, 2003
Time: 20:06

Comments

Just want to look. Thanks

Officer Ray says: Then LOOK already...and stop leaving messages in the guestbook if that's all you're gonna do...


Signed: M
Email: mandingochico
Remote Name: 64.12.96.105
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Date: Sunday October 26, 2003
Time: 12:19

Comments

New to site.just gonna read,and look awhile.

Officer Ray says: You do that chico...


Signed: Michelle
Email: chellebrt@aol.com
Remote Name: 64.12.96.105
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Thursday October 16, 2003
Time: 21:01

Comments

How does someone join in the fun? Great Site!

Officer Ray says: Nice...now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...WOMEN askin' how to join in the fun! Send us your picture sweetie...we'll give ya da 411... ;)


Signed: jeff
Email: jcctrime2@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.252.68
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Date: Wednesday October 15, 2003
Time: 16:27

Comments

looks like a great site would love to join in the fun

Officer Ray says: Sure, you can join in on the fun...if you've got a couple of hot chicks who also want to join in, that is


Signed:
Email: amallen71@aol.com
Remote Name: 68.39.158.64
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Sunday July 20, 2003
Time: 19:16

Comments

yo

Officer Ray says: Yo, yo...


Signed: Me again
Email:
Remote Name: 205.188.209.45
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Monday November 25, 2002
Time: 17:24

Comments

Good game by the Skins. How about those Giants, they looked terrible

Officer Ray says: Y'know, you never leave any comments when the 'Skins do good (like against the Rams last Sunday), OR when the Giants do shitty (like last week against the Texans)...why don't you use email. like normal people and stop cluttering up my Guestbook...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 67.82.175.77
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
Date: Tuesday March 25, 2003
Time: 11:20

Comments

Update, update, update!

Officer Ray says: piss off, piss off!


Signed: Me again
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.188.67
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Monday November 18, 2002
Time: 08:54

Comments

Sorry about the Skin's again and to the Giant's. Oh well.

Officer Ray says: Hardy, har-har...just remember: he who laughs last, laughs best...


Signed: Anti Washington Fan
Email:
Remote Name: 205.188.209.45
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Monday November 11, 2002
Time: 10:43

Comments

Hey Officer Ray, What happened to the Skin's this weekend?

Officer Ray says: Ummm, I think maybe they lost...??? Don't you watch Sportscenter...???


Signed: Matthew
Email: JerzeeFlava@aol.com
Remote Name: 64.12.96.40
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; {CSC})
Date: Monday November 04, 2002
Time: 23:44

Comments

Hey Mr. Officer Ray and wifey (wife) ...Well (,) its (it's) about time u (you) updated your page, and it was well worth the wait !! Im (I'm) waiting for you to put up some of the pics form the wedding after party (hint hint) PUT MY DAMN PIC UP (run on sentence)....haha so (So: when beginning a new sentence, Capitalize the first letter), how about those miserable Redskins (?: question) ...Great season once again..hahah OH by the way..is that cutie in the new pics (i (I) think Sandy) The J-LO from the wedding that i (I) wanna marry ?!?!?!?

Officer Ray says: First of all, your grammar reeks of Memorial High School, in West New York, NJ (you'll notice I made the appropriate corrections in yellow)...second, I'll put up pics when I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!! Third, yes, the Redskins are having a rough season so far, but if you'll recall Redskin history, even the great Joe Gibbs was only able to muster a 8-8 season after a disastrous 0-5 start...I think Spurrier is doing pretty damn good with what he has...Fourth, it's Yesenia, not Sandy...retard...must be a Giant's fan...


Signed: Jose
Email: Mixoperater@aol.com
Remote Name: 198.81.26.174
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Date: Tuesday October 22, 2002
Time: 16:01

Comments

Officer Ray your site Kicks the mighty Ass !!! HAd (Had) a dammm good time checking out the pics rading (reading) the liners you write for tyhem (them) and the rest . Too bad I cant go to Toga Joes (Joe's) Party but then theres (there's) always you tobring (to bring) it to us . Your ladyis (lady is) mighty fine kee (keep) up the good work and For those people who bitch and moan about your lady friends beng (being) ugly or what ever FUCK THEM and THE BITCH WHO GAVE BIRTH TO THEM . I typed in caps Officer ray toi (to) let them all KNow (know) I yelled it out Im (I'm) not ignorant by no means. LAterz (Laterz) Jose D So Cal Desert Dweller

Officer Ray says: Dude, SLOW DOWN YOUR TYPING...you're misspelling all over the place (don't worry, I made the corrections in yellow)...I apologize for the ignorant comment...THIS time...check that damn caps button next time...just bustin' your ballz, much love Jose D (yo, we were just dwellin in Palm Desert...go check out the pics)...peace out...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 64.12.96.42
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 95)
Date: Monday October 07, 2002
Time: 19:34

Comments

melissa's 19th birthday pics looks like vh1,it camefrom the 80's.

Officer Ray says: Well, brainiac, it wasn't the 80's it was the early 90's and Jersey girls still had that hairdo in the early 90's...


Signed: dawn
Email: dawne@si.rr.com
Remote Name: 24.90.24.34
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
Date: Friday October 04, 2002
Time: 22:51

Comments

yum tell me more about the dream! Was there a hot piece of blonde ass involved? Noooo greedy not you. well ok you too.

Officer Ray says: Gee, thanx. You know how to make a guy feel really wanted. I can't put the details here, this site is only X Rated ;) Guess I'll just have to show ya in person...


Signed: soft ass
Email: dawne@si.rr.com
Remote Name: 24.90.24.34
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
Date: Friday October 04, 2002
Time: 11:20

Comments

Well hello you two!! Nice web site. I miss all of you! I have been going thru a lot of shit lately. Trying to get back to a semi normal life. Don't forget about me. Love yas-Dawn

Officer Ray says: Awww, we miss you too! Of course we won't forget you! How could I possibly forget being in the presence of such a piece of ass (the soft variety) and not be able to get...uhhh, nevermind...thanks for signing the Guestbook though...you're tough, I'm sure you're fine... ;)

Oh, and you're not going to believe this, but I just had a dream about you LAST NIGHT (10/03/02)...soft ass and all...and it was GOOD!!!


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 64.12.96.40
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; {CSC})
Date: Tuesday October 01, 2002
Time: 22:52

Comments

to think u do this for a live...HA, how about an update more then once a year...wanna borrow some pics :)

Officer Ray says: Yeah, I do THIS for a living...which is why I don't have time to update CC as much as I'd like...but if screwballs like you were to visit and purchase goods from my sponsors (Lollipop Lingerie or Time For Play) more often, maybe I'd be able to find more time...hmmm, that IP address looks familiar...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.189.170
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; {CSC})
Date: Tuesday September 24, 2002
Time: 15:06

Comments

HEY HOW ABOUT THOSE REDSKINS !!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOOOOSER !

Officer Ray says: Hardy, har, har...they're still gonna do better than the friggin' Giants...let's see what happens when THEY play the Eagles...snicker, snicker...


Signed: OU812
Email: dr.scum @aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.207.64
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 95)
Date: Wednesday July 31, 2002
Time: 19:56

Comments

KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH .

Officer Ray says: Sigh...Do you EVER have anything interesting or intelligent to say...?


Signed: dawn
Email: dawnyd1@hotmail.com
Remote Name: 64.75.133.107
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Date: Sunday June 30, 2002
Time: 00:03

Comments

Hey guys, it was a pleasure meeting you both here in Hawaii, I hope the rest of your honeymoon was great and everything back in NJ is doing well! Keep in touch, Love, Dawn

Officer Ray says: Heya baby! How the hell are ya? Trust me, the pleasure was all ours! ;) Give us a ringer-dinger when you're in NJ visiting the folks, then we can show YOU where the spots are! (P.S. Soon we'll have pics from Hawaii up in the Gallery...stay tuned!)


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.204.74
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 95)
Date: Wednesday May 22, 2002
Time: 12:28

Comments

ebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe!

Officer Ray says: Gee, I wonder who this is...?


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.204.183
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
Date: Saturday April 13, 2002
Time: 15:50

Comments

Why don't you add the Mets and Jets to your sports links? Other than that your website ROCKS.

Officer Ray says: You got it pal! Let it be known that when a fan requests something on ConteCult, he or she gets it! (even if their chosen teams of a particular sport suck...)


Signed: RAYMOND COAKLEY
Email: THUNDERSKY45@AOL.COM
Remote Name: 64.12.106.48
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Wednesday March 20, 2002
Time: 19:06

Comments

HI GUYS WE A NEW TO THE LIFESTYLE COUPLE: RAY 45, NJ, IRISH, 6'6", 250 STRAIGHT, GOOD SHAPE ELAINE 32 PHILLY, ITALIAN, PHILLY, 5', 125, SHE IS BI COURIOUS. WE BOTH OPEN MINDED & HIGHLY SEXUAL

Officer Ray says: Uhh, excuse me...this isn't a swinger message board...go to lifestylelounge.com for that stuff...and learn how to spell "curious"...AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS LEAVES THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE AN IGNORANT PERSON...well, at least to us it does... 


Signed: us
Email: bif4hernj@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.204.79
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Saturday March 02, 2002
Time: 09:20

Comments

update update update

Officer Ray says: Alright already, I heard ya the first time!...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.201.52
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 95)
Date: Thursday February 21, 2002
Time: 23:19

Comments

update!update!update!

Officer Ray says: Ok!Ok!Ok!...


Signed: philthy phil
Email: jerseyounguy
Remote Name: 152.163.195.189
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Hotbar 3.0)
Date: Tuesday February 19, 2002
Time: 02:26

Comments

Stephanie is the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life....I'm from south jersey, a little younger (22) but my god I love her. I'm not good at proposals-but Stephanie-will u marry me......officer ray you're funny as hell

Officer Ray says: Yes, I AM funny as hell, thank you, and Steph has great potential, too bad she doesn't realize it...you're 22? How old do you think Steph is? We would LOVE for you to respond...email us at guessstephsage@contecult.com


Signed: richie
Email: forgtabout
Remote Name: 205.188.198.171
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Date: Wednesday February 06, 2002
Time: 00:26

Comments

great friends u have i have to convince my friends to get out of the bedroom with me and meet more people the same

Officer Ray says: Well, might I recommend Toga Joe's Adult Lifestyle Events for beginners and pros at togajoe.com...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 205.188.193.36
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 95)
Date: Saturday January 26, 2002
Time: 15:29

Comments

I LOVE SPAM.

Officer Ray says: Spammity Spam, wonderful Spam! If you tell us your name next time, we'll give ya a meatball...


Signed: Someone with better taste than you apparently have
Email:
Remote Name: 210.50.127.59
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; PCUser; Q312461)
Date: Monday January 21, 2002
Time: 10:56

Comments

Geez you sure know some ugly chicks don't you? Looking at them works better than a cold shower.

Officer Ray says: Oh yeah, tough guy? Let's see YOUR girls...send us pics of them, we'll make a little webpage just for them and call it, "Someone with better taste than you apparently have"'s Girls...I better not catch your beotch punk-ass driving through Garbagefield, I WILL have your car towed!...leave your email next time too, sackless prick...

...they are pretty ugly, aren't they?


Signed: Dave
Email:
Remote Name: 172.156.108.100
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Thursday January 03, 2002
Time: 11:43

Comments

A new party with new pics would be real shhhhhhhhwwweeeeet!!!

Officer Ray says: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it?


Signed: Hannah and Krys
Email: FriskyAndSweetX2@aol.com
Remote Name: 64.12.105.169
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Tuesday December 04, 2001
Time: 17:47

Comments

Your site is YUMMY!! Hope you get to update it soon.

Officer Ray says: Well, why don't you little vixens send us your pictures so we can update it with them!


Signed: Jerome
Email:
Remote Name: 64.12.103.153
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Date: Sunday December 02, 2001
Time: 11:47

Comments

I banged your wife in high school, but then again who didn't.

Officer Ray says: Oh yeah, Mr. Smarty Pants, what High School was that then?!?! I was banging her in High School too, so that makes two of us then, wise ass...Thank you for signing the Guestbook though...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 152.163.213.47
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: Saturday November 10, 2001
Time: 15:55

Comments

I WANT ALL OF U GIRLS :) NICE PAGE

Officer Ray says: Well, YOU can't have THEM! Thank you for signing the Guestbook though...


Signed: ForevaMackin
Email: @aol
Remote Name: 64.12.107.169
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Date: Saturday October 20, 2001
Time: 22:21

Comments

Hey how about some new pics, time to update the site already ! Its about to be 2002, what happened to all the pics from 2001...guess your "equipment" hasn't been working... PS. HOW BOUT THEM REDSKINS...HAHAHAHAHA

Officer Ray says: They're on their way, just for you...yeah, how about them Redskins, beat the Giants ASS last week! Giants on a three game tear there, aren't they?


Signed: HONEY
Email: SIS3137@AOL.COM
Remote Name: 152.163.197.187
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; sureseeker.com)
Date: Saturday September 22, 2001
Time: 12:10

Comments

HEY WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THIS CRAZY WILD SHIT NEED MORE INFO ON PARTIES

Officer Ray says: OK, JUST PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!! Info on the parties I think you are referring to can be found at togajoe.com...


Signed:
Email:
Remote Name: 158.252.42.227
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Date: Friday August 24, 2001
Time: 08:53

Comments

UP DATE YOUR WEB SITE. YOU JACKASS!!!!!

Officer Ray says: Ok, ok...I'm on it already...you donkey-raping shit-eater!


Signed: Melissa and Patrick
Email: patricknlissa@aol.com
Remote Name: 64.12.103.182
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 13/01/01
Time: 10:28

Comments

One of OUR favorite sites...

Officer Ray says: I'll bet it is!


Signed: Mouse
Email: ImAnIdiot@MooHaHa.com
Remote Name: 205.188.197.169
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

Uhh, lets assume I changed most of these guys tires.

Officer Ray says: Moron...


Signed: Ed
Email: hellboundhuff@aol.com
Remote Name: 205.188.197.169
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

Down here in hell all I'm allowed to molest are animals.

Officer Ray says: And I bet you love it!


Signed: Doc
Email: ken@contecult.com
Remote Name: 138.89.71.145
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Comments

and AGAIN I say, "MooHaHa"!!!

Officer Ray says: Piss off already!


Signed: Doc
Email: ken@contecult.com
Remote Name: 138.89.71.145
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Comments

MooHaHa I say...

Officer Ray says: Don't you have anything better to do?


Signed: Doc
Email: ken@contecult.com
Remote Name: 138.89.95.222
Remote User: HAPPYWEB\zumbo
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Comments

Just passing by...

MooHaHa!!!

Officer Ray says: Hiya Doc! Nice to see ya! Stop by more often!


Signed: Cnkinnj
Email: Cnkinnj@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.206.214
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; sureseeker.com)
Date: 11/2/00
Time: 7:13:59 AM

Comments

Great site. We attend Togas parties also. Halloween 2000 was a good one We had a blast. Cant wait to see Pic from that party

Officer Ray says: Sorry, we were WAY too drunk to take pics that night! Actually, I think we did take a few. Just don't know where the camera is!


Signed: david maayani
Email: david@maayani.com
Remote Name: 63.78.142.97
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Date: 10/18/00
Time: 10:44:51 PM

Comments

ADAM ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Officer Ray says: Yep, and DAVID BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Signed: Frusrated married guy
Email: fpc123@aol.com
Remote Name: 205.188.199.31
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 10/5/00
Time: 2:49:48 PM

Comments

Here I am, a 36yo married guy in Clifton,NJ. Finding this site by following "lissanpat" aol profile. Now seeing the party pics, sitting here thinking, geez the shit I've missed out in life. (Big sigh!!) I think I'll kill myself now(only kidding!!).

Officer Ray says: You poor, poor bastard.


Signed: Jen
Email: njdueceswild@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.195.194
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 9/26/00
Time: 6:15:49 AM

Comments

Hi Patrick, great pics from the party! Looks like you guys had a lot of fun!

Officer Ray says: Thanx, and yes we did...


Signed: kim
Email: nyfunwife@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.207.188
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Date: 8/19/00
Time: 9:47:38 AM

Comments

great web site........real good job...keep up the good work

Officer Ray says: Oh we will...


Signed: D & A
Email: gemscorp96@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.213.197
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 7/19/00
Time: 2:50:43 PM

Comments

very nice site see you at toga joe

Officer Ray says: Thanx, see you there...


Signed: chris and colleen
Email: njclp4bif@aol.com
Remote Name: 205.188.197.42
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98)
Date: 7/17/00
Time: 1:50:59 PM

Comments

Cool web site maybe will see you at the toga party

Officer Ray says: Thanx, maybe...


Signed: Leo
Email: L4100@aol.com
Remote Name: 63.248.63.192
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 5/23/00
Time: 12:43:53 PM

Comments

You got the mugshots all wrong pal..cool site!

Officer Ray says: Oh, really? And what SHOULD we have there?


Signed: Jennifer
Email: njdueceswild@aol.com
Remote Name: 152.163.197.213
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 4/14/00
Time: 6:03:03 AM

Comments

Hi, just stopping by.Very interesting site! Don't remember how I came across it but I had it in my favorites. Who are you guys??

Officer Ray says: You'll find out one day...MooHaHa!


Signed: Doc Conte
Email: doc@conte.com
Remote Name: 138.89.39.34
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Date: 4/5/00
Time: 3:34:55 PM

Comments

Moo Ha-ha!!!

Officer Ray says: What's up, Doc?


Signed: Eddie diaz
Email: excop813@aol.com
Date: 4/3/00
Time: 3:47:09 AM

Comments

hey pat, this site keeps getting better

Officer Ray says: and better, and better, and better...


Signed: vinnie
Email: thevinman1@webtv.net
Date: 3/30/00
Time: 2:05:09 PM

Comments

moo ha ha. nice website you have here. lets see some more kudva's though.

Officer Ray says: We could ALL use more kudvas!


Signed:
Email:
Date: 2/16/00
Time: 8:45:28 PM

Comments

Hey losers, Jen here HI

Officer Ray says: Gee, Jen, thanx for signing above and leaving your email....LOSER!


Signed: jew
Email:
Date: 1/19/00
Time: 11:42:16 PM

Comments

lame halloween pictures, shmegma boy

Officer Ray says: You loved them and you know it...


Signed: SOME OF GARFIELD SURVIVING SCUM!
Email: angeroct@aol.com
Date: 1/16/00
Time: 5:57:44 PM

Comments

just looking through your personal collection of movies and your top ten best and wondering why i did not see the title pink flamingo

ITS A CLASSIC IS IT NOT?

Officer Ray says: Yes it is...we'll change the page when we get a chance...


Signed: ed diaz
Email: excop813@aol.com
Date: 12/10/99
Time: 8:51:22 AM

Comments

cool animation brother


Signed: amallen
Email: amallen71@aol.com
Date: 12/6/99
Time: 11:43:17 AM

Comments

hurry up with the adult site man!!!

Officer Ray says: Keep it in your pants...


Signed: Vince
Email:
vjgreco@yahoo.com
Date:
10/19/99
Time:
11:10:46 AM

Comments

Hi just found the site thru Lissa and Pat...


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