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About Us...

We've been together forever (sixteen wonderful years on May 29, 2006) and will (unlike many other people we know who have been married) most likely be together til' death do us part (married on April 27th, 2002)...Melissa was born in '73, Patrick in '69 (that magical number)...Melissa is 5'3, 125, measures 36-24-34 (those are generous C's I might add...as Stephanie says, "Who's got better boobs than Melissa? NOBODY!"), with an incredible bottom (like a twelve year old boy)...Patrick is 5'11, 201 (getting "buffer" every day I might add...), also with an incredible bottom (at least that's what the ladies tell me...). We just (02/01/06) bought a house in Wanaque, NJ 07465 (see map below), moving from our tiny apartment in West New York, NJ 07093, which was about 5 minutes north of the Lincoln Tunnel. Now we have to drive over 1/2 hour to get into the city...To get a better physical description of us, there are some pictures of us below, from all phases of our relationship...

Wanaque, NJ

Melissa is a Radiological Technologist (an X-ray tech, specializing in MRIs in layman's terms) and is very good at what she does. Her hobbies include drinking, partying, dancing, girls (preferably bi, although Lis has been known to turn many 'straight' chicks...), fitness, bike riding, drinking, sleeping, AOL, doing absolutely nothing (and I mean sitting-there-staring-at-the-wall nothing), wave-running, drinking, camping, boating, fishing, scuba diving, watching sports, football (REDSKINS!!!), swimming, sunning, spending time with friends and family and did I mention drinking? And definitely NO DRUGS...(such a good girl...)...and maybe a little sex...not necessarily in that order...

Patrick (as you can no doubt tell from the awesome job done on this page) is a self-employed Web Designer, Developer, Content Editor, Marketer and an Internet Consultant, or at least that's what his business cards say (also an ex-police officer, forced into an early retirement...). He enjoys many of the same activities as Melissa with a few extra (I've got way too many friggin' hobbies...), including drinking, video, sports, football ( Washington Redskins!!!), guitar, computers (duh...), video games (real mature), weightlifting, girls (NOT GUYS, I don't know how much I can stress that people...), aquariums, and a whole bunch of other crap...Also DRUG FREE (although I could start experimenting, as I'm OFF parole now...he, he)...

Hmmm...Well, we think you already know about our main interest (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...), but we also like to go out on our Kawasaki 1100STX waverunner (three seater for that extra, special someone...), fishing on our Tracker Pro18 Bass boat (no, we're not redneck white-trash...well, maybe a little white-trash...isn't everybody though?), drinking & dancing at our favorite Jersey clubs, sometimes Hoboken, sometimes down the shore at D'Jai's, Bar Anticipation, Jenkinson's, Joey Harrison's Surf Club, etc. (cause we can't afford that $528.00 bar tab in NYC every weekend...), hooking up (together, of course...), going to the beach and many, many other things that we'll tell you about and possibly do with you if we get to like you... You can catch us at Minx parties, SexxyMofo parties, and sometimes SKIN. Oh, we also enjoy working out every single day (well, almost every single day, and we certainly don't enjoy getting up at 5:00 in the friggin' morning every damn day...), to maintain our wonderfully sexual bodies (alright, not 100% perfect, but getting there)...

We are each other's best friend and our relationship is as solid as one's can get. Ideally, we would want a single girl to play with and be great friends, one who understands that sex is just a physical way of having fun and who is not committed to anyone...cause she has to be committed to us (just kidding...lol)! We have many friends that are couples, that we play with also, and we always want to meet other couples to be friends/friendly with...While playing with other girls is our preference (as we would imagine it would be ANYBODY's preference!), Melissa does love to be with other men, as Patrick loves to be with other women...

Persons with issues (i.e. anxiety, hypochondriacs, obsessive/compulsive disorders, lack of brain power, drug addictions, vertically challenged, SEXually challenged, liquor dick, liquor clit, schizophrenia, and diseases [ESPECIALLY where they have a bloody welt with pus coming out of it on the tip of their private parts], etc.) NEED NOT APPLY!

Here are a few pictures we like, either because we think we look good in them (Lis is so damn photogenic...) or because we look goofy in them. We hope you like ;)

They are displayed in chronological order (most recent pictures being first...).